THEY SAY PRETTY FADES, BUT FLY IS FOREVER

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THEY SAY PRETTY FADES
BUT FLY IS FOREVER
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fuckyeahwomensrugby:

Leader: Monday’s a working day!

Everyone: Monday’s a working day!

Chorus: Leader: How’s your father?

Everyone: Alright.

Leader: And your mother?

Everyone: Too tight.

Leader: And what about that brother/sister/teammate/coach/professor,etc.?

Everyone: Just right!

Leader: When’s the last time?

Everyone: Last night!

Leader: And when’s the next time?

Everyone: Tonight!

Leader: Is everybody happy?

Everybody: You bet your ass we are!  (put your finger on top of somebody’s head, and it means they have to twirl like a ballerina)

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zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

(via erya)