Leader: Monday’s a working day!
Everyone: Monday’s a working day!
Chorus: Leader: How’s your father?
Leader: And your mother?
Everyone: Too tight.
Leader: And what about that brother/sister/teammate/coach/professor,etc.?
Everyone: Just right!
Leader: When’s the last time?
Everyone: Last night!
Leader: And when’s the next time?
Leader: Is everybody happy?
Everybody: You bet your ass we are! (put your finger on top of somebody’s head, and it means they have to twirl like a ballerina)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book